Yo tell me santa

Where have you been

Bin working out?

Are you really lean?

Have you been good or really mean?

Or wrapping like a nutter like a rapping machine?

 

RUDOLPH SETS HIS NOSE ON FIRE

TO USE IT AS DEEP FAT FRYER

HE TAPS HIS HOOFS TO MAKE A BEAT

WHILE COOKING TASTY ELF MEAT

 

You tell me santa

What have you seen

Or is it just your phone and your fax machine?

Cos you must be busy

It’s easy to tell

With all that post and santa email

 

RUDOLPH SETS HIS NOSE ON FIRE

TO USE IT AS DEEP FAT FRYER

HE TAPS HIS HOOFS TO MAKE A BEAT

WHILE COOKING TASTY ELF MEAT

 

Yo tell me santa

Do you use Mr Sheen

To polish rudolphs nose and bits that aint seen

You must get lonely in the summer

Or is Rudolph a big g*y b*mmer?

 

RUDOLPH SETS HIS NOSE ON FIRE

TO USE IT AS DEEP FAT FRYER

HE TAPS HIS HOOFS TO MAKE A BEAT

WHILE COOKING TASTY ELF MEAT (repeat to end)