Well I got my car, it’s a 2nd hand fiat

But it’s less reliable than a seat

Haven’t had it long and it needs a new clutch

Now my gears sound crazier than the dutch

Hartys had his problems, he’s had his share

But his are down to wear and tear

His suspension went but he’s such a gent

A letter of complaint was never sent

But my passenger door opens

And that’s the truth

I no longer lower kel

Through the roof

My mechanic is on holiday

But its plain to see

That the whole frickin thing

Was paid by me