My names smith
I really whiff
I wish I had a harty quiff

Chorus;
He's so cool cool cool, cool cool cool
Cooler than a swimming pool
He's so cool cool cool, cool cool cool
He must have gone to rockstar school

My names Rich
I'm a b*tch
When I laugh at harty's twitch

He's so cool cool cool, cool cool cool
Cooler than a swimming pool
He's so cool cool cool, cool cool cool
He must have gone to rockstar school