Down in the pond was a rather ugly toad  (pretty guitar, non distortion, soft vocals)
Each day he went hopping across the road
To find a nice puddle to have a wash
AND THEN HOP BACK HOPING TO NOT GET SQUASHED (LOUD VOCALS AND HEAVY GUITAR)

COS HE’S A FROG, HE’S A FROG THAT’S WHAT HE IS
HE’S A FROG, HE’S A FROG, THAT’S WHAT HE IS
HE’LL NEVER EVER BE IN BUCK’S FIZZ
COZ THEY’RE NOT IN THE MUSIC BIZ

RAAHHHHHHHHHHHH