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I met her in a nightmare dead all over;
I can still recall the hearing aid she wore;
She was breakin' out with acne in her muu-muu,
nd I knew I'd never rate her more than '4';

A Klingon said I'd salivate forever;
She said to me she loved my one blue eye;
But who'd have thought she'd bobsled in her Maytag;
She sent a hired thug to say goodbye.