How about;  (to the obvious cover)

I cant see clearly now my glasses have broke
I never saw that door obstacle in my way
If only that woman’s door was like smithy’s and broke
My little bike, bike, bike would be okay
My little bike, bike, bike would be okay

All across the nation, it’s a bike sensation
Nobody’s walking, nobody’s walking
But that stupid woman, has an allegation
That it was my fault, not her mitsubishi colt
 
I cant see clearly now my glasses have broke
I never saw that door obstacle in my way
If only that woman’s door was like smithy’s and broke
My little bike, bike, bike would be okay
My little bike, bike, bike would be okay